Sunday, August 24, 2008

Lipsticking a Pig

What a Mess (Gavin blog entry) Some of you might think that my parents look presentable when they're out to dinner, or a typical night of house-egging. You might even think they cleanup well. Guess again. They're a mess, and, it takes me hours to get them ready. If you saw the amount of hair that I need to tweeze from my daddy's nose and ears, you'd think that I was building a nice nest for a family of eagles.

The house is no better groomed - I spend hours cleaning, and the place is still a stink hole. What's worse - mommy and daddy blackmail me to clean by threatening to arrive unbathed at the home of my girlfriend (Gemma) when we visit.

If you want to see the sty I'm talking about, check out this video.